“Ashleigh, Ashleigh …”

First the child support, now this:


i have this theory. this guy is seeking the absolute floor, beyond which further douchebaggery would result in political doom. happy hunting, joe….

Someone counted, and I think it was 94 Ashleighs …

@blogenfreude: Okay, but I can’t get past the spelling of “Ash-leigh” is to move beyond her to focus on whatever the fucking point is of Train Wreck Numero Dos.

@JNOV: Darling, Tammy Duckworth got both of her legs blown off in some A-Rab country, and she’s not US ‘Merikan hero enough for the un-cool non-dog-shit Joe Walsh.

and why do I keep using the phrase “hot mess” other than I may be one?


@SanFranLefty: Three ‘hot-messes” to 94 “Ashleighs”… I think it’s safe to say that it’s not excessive usage.

My brother (a cop) employs the same tactic as Walsh does: He repeats my name, over and over, as I’m making a point that he either disagrees with or if he’s just trying to shut me down.
It never works.

@SanFranLefty: I’m really not sure but I am worried. Is there something you need to ‘share”?

@JNOV: Now I’m picturing you with those ammo strap thingies athwart both shoulders and a smokin’ AK47 in your hands. The dude on 5: is he going to turn out to be the scion of one of PA’s wealthiest families who, having seen you, cannot get you out of his mind but before proposing aboard his yacht in Chesapeake Bay will lead you a merry chase on account of the whole male fear-of-commitment issue about which we’ve seen so much in recent movies? And are there picture?

@Benedick: I’m so proud of you using the word “dude” – it makes my heart sing as much as when Dodger or another str8 stinquer makes trenchant observations regarding belts and dropped waist dresses on Shelley Oh.

Nice to see Ashleigh back only because she was one of the very few journos to question the whole “Need to Invade Iraq because of 9/11” lie and called out Faux Newz for their shitty work leading up to it.

@SanFranLefty: Now, that dress and belt combo is just wrong. The belt looks like one of those things that boxing champions get. Shelly is hot, hot, hot. Why hide it? Is it something about the upcoming election?

@JNOV: The immigration toll booth on the I-5 is still there.

@Dodgerblue: I can’t figure out if that belt is rubber or macrame.

@JNOV: On a serious note, you’re a hero to me, but it’s not because of your service. You could always have the cat wear the MoH for a collar. ;-)

@SanFranLefty: Leather. Tooled. Trust me.

@mellbell: Ta.

@SanFranLefty: We have str8 stinquers? I did not know that.

@JNOV: So then, no proposal. Bummer. I think that “lung butter” is most likely Phrase of the Day. Medics in the theatre made me think of Into the Silence and the amazing account of field hospitals in WWI.

Cover=hat. I’m hip to your jive.

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