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If you’d flipped though the pages of the Washington Post earlier today, you might have stumbled upon an article concerning the firing of University of Virginia President Teresa Sullivan. And if you’d read through the article you might have learned that Sullivan was ousted by a cadre of plutocrats appointed to the Board of Regents by the governor and tasked with the mission of cutting the University’s budget to the bone. And in the budgetary battle that pits academic excellence and integrity against a philosophy of Government that sees no room for public spending outside the Defense Department, Ms. Sullivan was seen as favoring the former at the expense of the latter. And if you’d scanned the aforementioned article for an example of Ms. Sullivan’s profligacy you would have come upon the following paragraphs:

The campaign to remove Sullivan began around October, the sources said. The Dragas group coalesced around a consensus that Sullivan was moving too slowly. Besides broad philosophical differences, they had at least one specific quibble: They felt Sullivan lacked the mettle to trim or shut down programs that couldn’t sustain themselves financially, such as obscure academic departments in classics and German.

And for a moment you’d scratch your head and wonder “obscure academic departments in classics and German?” And then it would dawn on you: My God.. The Washington Post actually seems to think I’m dumber than a bag of bricks, and what’s more, they seem to believe that even that’s too smart.

But you didn’t of course. Because, I mean, fuck’s sake: who reads so pathetic an excuse for a newspaper as the Washington Post? If you wanted to give yourself a lobotomy, you’d shove an ice-pick through the roof of your mouth and wiggle it around, back and forth and side to side, a few times. Much less painful and frustrating an experience than flipping through the pages of the fucking Washington Post.

17 comments:

8:42 pm • Sunday • June 17, 2012

It’s not like WaPo would have a conflict of interest in helping dismantle public education… selling bullshit “teknikul cowlidge” courses.

Cough K(r)aplan Cough.

8:56 pm • Sunday • June 17, 2012

Jefferson wept.

8:59 pm • Sunday • June 17, 2012
9:08 pm • Sunday • June 17, 2012

That Mad Men quiz is bullshit.

ADD: http://www.amctv.com/shows/mad-men/which-mad-men-are-you

9:16 pm • Sunday • June 17, 2012

@I’m passing for white:
Ha. I ended up with Don Draper and I don’t know why as I’m not good looking or charming but my answers lined up.

I’ve also got Mad Men withdrawal. Damnit.

9:37 pm • Sunday • June 17, 2012

@ManchuCandidate: I’m your second wife, Don.

And yeah about the withdrawal. Pourmecoffee says s/he’s going to WalMart to watch people smoke.

9:38 pm • Sunday • June 17, 2012

Whoops…

9:42 pm • Sunday • June 17, 2012
9:57 pm • Sunday • June 17, 2012

@ManchuCandidate: Yeps.

10:50 pm • Sunday • June 17, 2012

@I’m passing for white: Sal. Written out, but still fabulous.

10:53 pm • Sunday • June 17, 2012

“We had to close the Math department in order to make room for Bisexual Asian Studies.”

-PCU

11:28 pm • Sunday • June 17, 2012

@¡Andrew!: Love that movie. Comedy Central used to run it all the time. Too bad they gave that up.

Oh, and I am Jane Siegel Sterling Siegel.

11:33 pm • Sunday • June 17, 2012

@I’m passing for white: Ummm…

Joan? I could have sworn I was Ginsberg.

11:38 pm • Sunday • June 17, 2012

Peggy Olson here. Try not to be surprised.

1:21 am • Monday • June 18, 2012

Mrs RML’s friend used to teach high school English to a largely Hispanic student body by reading to them. They could not not read.

@I’m passing for white: As my own creation, I wonder who I’d turn out to be.

8:03 pm • Monday • June 18, 2012

@All: ENVY!

I was hoping for Sal or Roger.

8:23 pm • Monday • June 18, 2012

@nojo: Ginger! Or tatas?

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