Mitt’s Strange Bedfellow
Our guest columnist invites you to fuck on its products.
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Trump bankupted a casino – he was THE HOUSE and he fucked that up.
The Serta website nojo linked above is so Trump-like it’s perfect, while curiously nauseating at the same time.
Good to see the Donald branching out. He’s been keeping such a low profile these last few years. His line of mattresses joins the Paula Deen Home Collection, the Bellagio at Home Collection, and the Nickelodeon Collection in Serta’s catalog. I cringe at the world my grandchildren will find.
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