Mitt’s Strange Bedfellow

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The Trump Home Mattress Collection by Serta^® – Affordable Luxury Comes Home™.

Trump is a name synonymous with the upscale lifestyle, superior quality and success of Donald Trump and the Trump empire. Now, you can enjoy Trump luxury at home with the Trump Home Mattress Collection.

The Trump Home signature luxury mattress collection by Serta® proves you can live (and sleep) richly without spending a fortune. Trump mattresses combine quality craftsmanship, detail and high-end fabrics across an array of style and comfort choices.

Enjoy the most advanced mattress comfort and support features available today with any one of the Trump Beds. Each mattress is compatible with the Active Base, adjustable bed bases, to suite your lifestyle. The Trump Home mattress collection includes traditional innerspring mattresses, specialty, or all-foam mattress models for a luxurious night’s sleep.

Trump Home Mattresses [Serta, via @anamariecox]

nojo
2:37 pm • Wednesday • May 30, 2012
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ManchuCandidate

2:41 pm • Wednesday • May 30, 2012

Klassy.

blogenfreude

2:46 pm • Wednesday • May 30, 2012

Trump bankupted a casino – he was THE HOUSE and he fucked that up.

Dave H

5:12 pm • Wednesday • May 30, 2012

The Serta website nojo linked above is so Trump-like it’s perfect, while curiously nauseating at the same time.

Good to see the Donald branching out. He’s been keeping such a low profile these last few years. His line of mattresses joins the Paula Deen Home Collection, the Bellagio at Home Collection, and the Nickelodeon Collection in Serta’s catalog. I cringe at the world my grandchildren will find.

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