Get Up Right Now and Go to the Window
We finally figured out which switch you flip to control Shep Smith’s soul.
[via @elisefoley]
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Oh Shep. Fewer words better spoken.
…and I wonder how long it will be before he gets canned, which will be a shame.
I didn’t think I could love him more. I was wrong.
Shouldn’t he just go work for MSNBC already?
@blogenfreude:
Nah. His Thunderbird-ishness (yes, not a real word, but he looks like someone from Gerry Anderson’s Thunderbirds) has more impact on Faux Newz.
“Politics is weird and creepy”
Verb tense agreement aside, he’s just realizing this now? You’d think he would have copped to that back in the days of Larry Craig and Kitty Harris…
@TJ/ Jamie Sommers /TJ: I actually prefer Bill Hader’s impersonation of him.
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