It’s Not Confirmed Until the National Enquirer Weighs In
“A call girl working for alleged ‘Millionaire Madam’ Anna Gristina told investigators she was paid to have sex with former U.S. Sen. John Edwards when he was in New York raising money for his failed presidential bid, DNAinfo has learned.” Edwards “categorically denies”. DNAinfo “stands by its story”.
Wait. Johnny Earl had to pay for it?
@Dodgerblue: Bitch.
Is there a tape? Is it on Amazon? Is it on Manhunt?
@Dodgerblue: “In-kind” contribution.
I read recently* that Gaston Glock (yeah, that guy) used to hold weekly marketing/customer appreciation nights at the Gold Club in Atlanta. Reps from state, federal and local law enforcement agencies would fly in for training or procurement reviews at Glock’s Smyrna, Georgia** plant and get the full liquor, steakhouse and stripper treatment while there. (I got my Glock without the free lap dance and I had to pay for the extra magazines.)
Glocks are issued to officers by about 65 percent of all law enforcement agencies, by the way.
Gold Club trial coverage
http://proxy.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?id=1237371
** Hometown of Julia Roberts.
@redmanlaw: Now that’s marketing!
@Benedick:
I’m surprised you haven’t tried to console Johnny Mill.
The John Mill grinds slowly for Johnny Mill.
@ManchuCandidate: Wait. You think I haven’t tried? YOU THINK I HAVEN’T TRIED?????
I’m getting on a plane to DC right fucking now.
@Dodgerblue: I assume you’re speaking figuratively about jumping on a plane to DC. So if that’s the case, try not to scream out “MEEEE-SHELLL” tonight. Mrs. Dodger may not be amused.
@SanFranLefty: Sigh. I’m getting on a plane to Beijing on Saturday. I didn’t really plan this trip well — forgot about March Madness.
@Dodgerblue: They have March. They have madness. They have Gong Li. Put it all together.
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