Thirty Years of Frustration in Five Seconds
We have one. We bought it in 1980. We wrote a story about it for the college paper. We’ve never solved it. Fuck robots.
Are these people Australian?
I didn’t need all that expensive hardware… when I nearly lost my mind I just took a flathead screwdriver to pop it apart and then put all the cubes in the right order.
I’m judging a moot court competition run by a GLBT legal institute at UCLA. Tough lesbians in sensible shoes. Grimly serious gay men with short hair. UCLA’s crappy basketball team played its way out of the Pac-12 tournament so I won’t have that to divert me.
@Dodgerblue: My New Mexico Lobos are in the Mountain West championships tonight v. Sandy Eggo State. There’s talk that the Lobos are going dancing.
A machine built to do what any 4 year old can do in the same time? Sigh …
@blogenfreude: That four-year-old is a freak.
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Pop! Six! Squish! Uh-uh! Cicero! Lipschitz! TACO Tuesday. The demented methhead next door blinked. Delay on trade war albeit…
SANFRANLEFTY • TRUMP FINISHES CEASE FIRE AGREEMENT WITH THE AYATOLLAH ! ! ! CHAINSAW!!!!
NOJO • Pop! Six! Squish! Uh-uh! Cicero! Lipschitz! @Beggars Biscuit: Yup, still here, if enjoying a long slumber.
BEGGARS BISCUIT • Pop! Six! Squish! Uh-uh! Cicero! Lipschitz! The drapery not really covering his name is not a feature, it’s part of the operating system.…
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Pop! Six! Squish! Uh-uh! Cicero! Lipschitz! Can't that dumb motherfucker get anything right? Now he's trying to Drill Baby Drill Greenland…
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Ding fucking dong! The bitch is dayud!
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 @JNOV: Does blockquote no longer work?Huh. Guess not.
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Oh shit. “ Cuban state media reported that 32 Cubans were killed in the U.S. attacks in…
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 So…. Does blockquote no longer work? Am I 2026’s only loser? (see blurb)
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Welp Speaking to reporters on Air Force One, President Trump said that “Cuba looks like it is…