Thirty Years of Frustration in Five Seconds
We have one. We bought it in 1980. We wrote a story about it for the college paper. We’ve never solved it. Fuck robots.
Are these people Australian?
I didn’t need all that expensive hardware… when I nearly lost my mind I just took a flathead screwdriver to pop it apart and then put all the cubes in the right order.
I’m judging a moot court competition run by a GLBT legal institute at UCLA. Tough lesbians in sensible shoes. Grimly serious gay men with short hair. UCLA’s crappy basketball team played its way out of the Pac-12 tournament so I won’t have that to divert me.
@Dodgerblue: My New Mexico Lobos are in the Mountain West championships tonight v. Sandy Eggo State. There’s talk that the Lobos are going dancing.
A machine built to do what any 4 year old can do in the same time? Sigh …
@blogenfreude: That four-year-old is a freak.
NOJO • Finally. Like hell I'm putting that face on my website.
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