Laurens County Republicans Disqualify All Men from Ballot
“You must favor, and live up to, abstinence before marriage.” —One of 28 conditions you have to meet to run as a Republican in Laurens County, South Carolina. You also cannot “from the moment you sign this pledge, look at pornography”. [Clinton Chronicle, via TPM]
Beat me to it. And much better done.
Note that this does not rule out pigfucking: “You must be faithful to your spouse. Your spouse cannot be a person of the same gender, and you are not allowed to favor any government action that would allow for civil unions of people of the same sex.”
It would be so much easier to join the Shakers.
What about jacking it to photos of Sara Palin?
@blogenfreude: I normally find the idea of Bukkake offensive but I think I would check it out if she were the target.
This may be an improvement over Laurens County’s previous major attraction, a Klan Museum.
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