Stinque Declares V-W Day as Wonkette Commenter Strike Emerges Victorious After Four Years

“My qualifications for purchasing and running Your Wonkette include a sunny disposition, bountiful compassion, terrific spelling, middling wit, and the fact that I was unhindered by any sort of job that might have impeded my ability to type dick jokes on the Internet.” [Wonkette]

The Year in Review [Stinque, 12/31/2008]

Wait, I thought Wonkette was absorbed into Gawker three years ago. It still exists/existed?

P.S. That’s totally Benedick sticking his tongue down Nojo’s throat.

@SanFranLefty: Defamer was assimilated. Denton sold Wonkette to Layne. Newell later left Wonkette for Gawker.


What caused Layne to depart? Munnie? Was he pushed?

@ManchuCandidate:How’s our fish taco, wool sock, birkenstock, beer, and popcorn fund doing in making sure Nojo doesn’t burn out? Do you need to be the Stinque treasurer?

@SanFranLefty: What I really need is a new running gag. Although, come to think of it, Layne selling out is no reason to drop it.

Checked the comments – I was bitching about Brett Favre. Still regret purchasing that jersey.

@SanFranLefty: the sailor gawking in the back I’m sure is Catt.

The Week in Review: Breitbart croaks, Limbaugh cracks, Layne craps.

@Benedick: In your wet dreams. And perhaps his?

@peggynooner: Oh haii sailor!

@SanFranLefty: Nojo looks great in drag. If only he’d lose the birks….

@Benedick: I was contemplating your ass. It looked like good shade from the heat.

Those Wonkette commenters? None of them could carry Benedick’s jockstrap.

@Dodgerblue: But wait! I’ve seen ManchuCandidate commenting at Wonkette. Are you saying MC can’t haul BDs jock?

Fight! Fight! Fight!

@RevZafod: wait wait wait, hon. I’ll carry everybody’s jockstrap. It’s a tough job but somebody has to keep the peace.

This Wonkette of which you speak. Does it have something to do with the internets the kids are so crazy about?

@Benedick: There was a time it was all about shark jumping. And memes – or mimes, I always get those two confused.

@Nabisco: Mimes?? Sacre blue! Je m’en fifi! Les Franch inveter les internets?

One wonders what Layne will do now.

@rptrcub: I think he raises magic mushrooms in the desert or something.

Ha. I like BD’s style. He has a flair that I can not match. I have more of a style akin to a bulldozer or Marine… hey diddle diddle right up the middle.

Put “Wonkette” in the headline, and the Snorg Girl shows up. Can the Millennium Development Goals be far behind?

The site was sad but Ken Layne would reinstate me with an email after one of the other editors would ban for making suggestions about punishing fascist with power tools. At least he had a sense of humor.

Add a Comment
Please log in to post a comment