Quote For The Day: Cardinal Dolan Edition

“We live in an era that seems to discover new rights every day,”
-Cardinal Timothy Dolan, (NYT 3/2/12)
And he says that like it’s a bad thing. Some of us, on the other hand, find it refreshing that government and society are coming around to a more inclusive and expansive view of human liberty.
Limbaugh apologizes.
@Benedick: You mean “apologizes”.
@nojo: He actually had a more sincere apology than most “I’m sorry if you were offended by my words” bullshit apologies. That was a flat out apology. May have been spewed out his ass but the wording was right.
Perhaps Don Imus called him and said, “Dude. Stop.”
Of course, why this, of all the hundreds of vile things he said (I will never forgive him for Chelsea snarking in 1992) that this might be the one that has him dribbling in his Depends? Last fucking line, I dunno…
Dolan added: “For instance, the right of a bunch of celibate pederast-shelterers to dictate national policy. Who knew about THAT one?” ;)
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