The Lord Recommends Tetracycline
Mrs. Frothy Mix explains how the Lord guided Mr. Lube & Fecal Matter to run for Preznident of These United States:
“I did always feel in my heart that God had big plans for Rick. Eventually it was there, tugging at my heart. When Obamacare passed, that was it. That put the fire in my belly.”
“Fire in my belly”? Finally, an excuse to run that Santorum video we missed the first time.
Karen Santorum: husband’s presidential run is ‘God’s will’ [WaPo]
Tetracycline or else a better lube.
Photo set of little Sarah Santorum then and now:Sarah then , Sarah now Bless her heart.
Still being tortured by her folks
A most excellent vid.
And might I just add, as a spokesperson for my people and 85% of college-age straight persons, with a modicum of care santorum is not an inevitable by-product.
@texrednface: They seem to be doing a community theatre version of The Crucible.
@Benedick: Right? It’s called a shower bullet, people, look it up.
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Honestly, I was expecting to find it in Urban Dictionary.
@nojo: That’s not at all what I was referring to…keep looking.
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