“A Judge has ruled that the legendary sex tape starring John Edwards and his mistress Rielle Hunter must be destroyed because, if unleashed, it could block out the sun and bring a thousand-year night to the Earth.” [Gawker]
See! There is a God!
@Tommmcatt Be Fat, And That Be That: Mind you, I would totally watch Rielle have sex with pretty much anybody else – she would bring the crazy …
@blogenfreude: Desperation porn.
@Tommmcatt Be Fat, And That Be That: The best kind …
Can Stinque.com petition for this judge to be disbarred?
He is so obviously an incompetent asshole.
@matador1015: Ooh, fix the link!
Now you’re just fucking with me. Who would not want to see this?????
First they say, there is no tape. Next they say, there is a tape but you can’t see it. Then they say, there is a tape but we will burn it!
Don’t get me wrong. I can imagine my own tape. And have. Many times. With a few improvements, not to get too specific but involving wrestling, sweat, motel rooms, Jack Daniels, spanking, stubble burn, jock straps, bruised lips, handcuffs, etc.
But it would be nice to be able to compare.
@Walking Still: This is love not some mere cheap trick.
@Benedick: When going up against John-boy and Rielle, what’s love got to do with it?
@Benedick: TAKE YOUR PILLS!!!!
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