Our Puppets Have Smarter Writers Than Yours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8YhED4IgQA
Kermit and Miss Piggy, in London to promote the UK premiere of their new movie, address the Fox-fueled Controversy! that said film is trying to “brainwash your kids” against capitalism. It’s not quite on par with Dan Quayle taking on Murphy Brown in the Picking Fights With Fictional Characters Sweepstakes, but only because Fox’s Eric Bolling is not a sitting Vice Preznident of These United States.
[via Media Matters]
Also, the hand up a Faux puppet’s ass is lodged there 24/7.
It will go as well as taking on Spongebob Squarepants.
Such is the society in which we live, when the formerly-esteemed Washington Post writes a headline cribbed from a fictional comic store owner on an animated comedy series.
Michelle O is in Los Angeles today. I thought the sunrise looked brighter than usual.
Il Nuce QOTD: “I’m a little bit tired of being lectured about respecting every other religion on the planet.”
I’m sure we all feel Newtie’s pain.
Programming note: Florida primary open thread at 7:30 pm ET. Results at 8; winner at 8:01.
@nojo: Cool. That should save me hours of watching CNN.
@Dodgerblue: Well, the fun part is the speeches. Especially Newt’s. Especially tonight.
@nojo: Maybe I can find a webcast. I need to finish a long, exhibit-heavy comment letter tonight for a truly wretched proposed rail project in a polluted, working-class Latino neighborhood near the Port of LA. And I don’t want to hear about how we have a Latino mayor etc. Dinero habla, sabes?
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