Rand Paul Demands Right to Control His Own Body
“Kentucky Sen. Rand Paul was blocked from boarding a flight Monday by the Transportation Security Administration in Nashville, Tenn., after refusing a full body pat-down, POLITICO has confirmed… Paul, a Republican, was traveling to Washington, when he was detained. He noted earlier on his Twitter that he was planning to speak at the March for Life.” [Politico]
At this point I fail to see why he’s considered an upgrade to Jim “Fucking” Bunning.
@ManchuCandidate: Oh, I though you were talking about Jim Rome, who is leaving ESPN for CBS across all platforms, as they say.
@ManchuCandidate: I don’t know anyone who thinks of either senator as more than a second vote to be cast by Mitch McConnell. Of course that’s exactly why both men were elected by the good citizens of the Commonwealth.
@Dave H: True, but if Rand were really in thrall to Mitch he’d fly out of SDF.
@mellbell: I’m surprised Mitch didn’t make him move into a spare room at Chez McConnell so he wouldn’t be exposed to outside influences.
You need to take off your cock ring before you go through security. Also your P. A. My nipple rings seem to get through OK.
@Benedick: P. A.? The Anonymous Portal?
Prince Albert! Ah! Ampallangs are more interesting.
@redmanlaw: with jim everett who he mistook for chris everett:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uczUKTwgqeY
@jwmcsame: Rome deserved to get his ass kicked for that. Too bad his smug ass rode that bit to fame and fortune.
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