Humanity’s Quest to Unite All the World’s Critters Around Ant Crusher Hits a Snag

Democratic party, please take note. BE THE FROG!

The ants remind me of the various Repug candidates appearing on the stage, moving into the spotlight, then flaming out. The one that said “ouch” I nicknamed Newt.

Sort of like something out of a Bergman movie.

Boxing Day TJ/ Re: Vox Angelica. When “comfy footwear” = Birks with SOCKS, we need to hold an intervention. It’s not berating so much as dressing you down to bare feet.

I’ll let you know when I get a response to my submission.

“Do The Crusher, you turkey necks – everybody’s doing it.”

I’m getting an ad for “Training Champions For Christ.”

@Dodgerblue: Banner offering to let me spend Election Night with Mitt. Wonder what that costs ….

@JNOV has a right to be hostile (it’s a book, okay?): I give up, his addiction us beyond my control and has become unmanageable.

@Tommmcatt Be Fat, And That Be That: That’s why we need to throw him on a flight to somewhere, sobbing of course, and follow up in about six months. And I wanna be on TV reading a heartfelt letter, while sobbing, natch, and threatening to never see him unless he SEEKS TREATMENT.

TJ/United Airlines advert to Hawaii.

@Tommmcatt Be Fat, And That Be That: @JNOV has a right to be hostile (it’s a book, okay?): Given the socks/birks deal I’m not even going to begin to wonder what he’s wearing under his pants. I’m guessing it’s not boxer briefs and I need to sleep tonight.

On the upside my auto insurance is WAY less than I was dreading after two hefty claims in the past year (don’t look at me).

@Benedick: In my dreams, he goes commando, but I dunno. The socks. The socks! Maybe he does this and not this.

Inquiring minds want to know.

@Benedick: Cataracts in Cadillacs?

Once again, a 10K cute-critter post. Google Ads owes me.

@nojo: Come for the cute critters, stay for the politiporn.

@Walking Still: One can only hope. It’s not like I’m Choire Sicha and can will an audience into existence.

And up to 18K overnight. If you see a sudden string of Maru posts, it’s because I’ve succumbed to temptation.

26K. We’re getting into Gawker territory.

@nojo: Whore it up, Nojo. I would if I were you.

@nojo: I have a photo of my daughter holding a lion cub. The cub is extremely cute, and fortunately not yet big enough to kill her.

@Dodgerblue: @nojo: Why not just fetish porn? We have pictures of Rick Santorum and Charles Krauthammer up in here all the time anyways.

34K. I’m frightened.

@nojo: I got my people on it.

@nojo: Do the hamsters have enough rest, food, and water to keep the server running?

@SanFranLefty: Maybe we need a video of the hamsters at their spa.

Looks like we’re gonna top out at 35K. In server farms, no one can hear hamsters scream.