Keep Your Friends Close, and Your Wife’s Hand Closer
Mr. & Still Mrs. Herman Cain! wish you the best this holiday season.
[via TPM]
Not for long, I suspect.
I see that bastard Mike Lee voted against the “infinite detention” National Defense Authorization Act… And my two bastard senators voted for it. I’m sure, if questioned, they’ll say something about compromise and having to take some bad with some good.
This would be a good time to ask the question: Is the War On Christmas directed to the secular (Santa Claus) version as well as the Christian (Baby Jesus™) version? If that’s the case, then we’re all protesting corporate greed by boycotting the department stores. Right?
Aaaand, Cain[!] said “Happy Holidays.” Communist.
@IanJ: Both Oregon senators senators voted against–only state where both did.
@matador1015: I really wanted to do an ongoing series of “Bad Santa” posts describing each appearance in a commercial, but then I remembered I don’t watch that much TV.
But, for the record, an addition from last night: Santa builds cars!
@matador1015: Intellectual consistency is of the devil, commie.
@Mistress Cynica: I’m amused by the Breaking News! this morning that the Demrat is polling ahead in the open Congressional seat. Folks, it’s Portland, not Pendleton. Even Beaverton isn’t that conservative.
christmas carol about santa’s old lady
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3300NlCX6s
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