SFX: Crashing Plates, Shattering Glasses
“My wife did not know about it, and that was the revelation. My wife found out about it when [Ginger White] went public with it… My wife and I have talked about it, and I have explained it to her. My wife understands that I’m a soft-hearted giving person.” [New Hampshire Union-Leader]
Why, you know, I told her honestly, Glo, those four-star hotels don’t have nearly enough chairs to accomodate guests. I just offered Ms White a comfortable face to sit on, you know, as a friendly gesture. It’s that kind of everyday gallantry that I think America wants to see in her leaders.
@FlyingChainSaw: slick willie and cain’t shoulda both used this reply:
“it’s cool, my wife is into it.”
problem solved immediately.
My memory reels back to Mayor Marion Barry’s travails:
Cain! must be using. or Delusional.
/”Bitch set me up.” — M. Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC
Cain! the story of a man whose “brilliance” and ambition destroyed by his evil penis.
@ManchuCandidate: Wow, it’s like he and I were separated at birth…
Apparently his heart was the only soft organ in his body, given how frisky he was back in the day.
@SanFranLefty: If “back in the day” includes as recently as the beginning of his campaign for the GOP nomination.
I’m tired.
@Tommmcatt Be Fat, And That Be That: Dr. Penis and his evil twin.
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