As If Black Friday Wasn’t Hellish Enough

Hey, what’s a quick way to annoy the fuck out of anybody who might agree with you?

Some demonstrators are planning to occupy retailers on Black Friday to protest “the business that are in the pockets of Wall Street.”

Organizers are encouraging consumers to either occupy or boycott retailers that are publicly traded, according to the Stop Black Friday website.


Demonstrators Plan to Occupy Retailers on Black Friday [CNBC]

Occupy Black Friday

Image: Occupy the North Pole t-shirt [Despair, Inc., via RevZafod]


When Black Friday comes
I’ll stand down by the door
And catch the grey men when they
Dive from the fourteenth floor
When Black Friday comes
I’ll collect everything I’m owed
And before my friends find out
I’ll be on the road

@redmanlaw: The comments on that post are pretty funny.

Let’s just hope they don’t get in my Mother-In-Law’s way. Theres been enough violence against these poor protestors already.

OK, we’re up to 16 now – we’re throwing on a ham now, too. Grilled veggies for the vegematarians in addition to the existing menu will be a game time decision. We can serve 12 or so at a time at the tables. Should be fun.

I got my Nerf football and we need to blow up the regular football for its annual use out in the street. I’m sure the Latino guys will try to hijack the TV if there’s soccer on tomorrow.

/ off to get the ham from Mrs RML’s office down the street

There were a bunch of tents up outside the Best Buy yesterday around noon (and local teevee filming). I think they weren’t OWS protesters and were instead brainless sheep consumers with no perspective on life or on the reason we have Thanksgiving, as they weren’t being dispersed with pepper spray for creating a health and safety hazard with their tents.

@SanFranLefty: maybe that needs to be the OWS new strategy. they need to act like they’re there to buy shit. pool some money together and act like they wanna buy a share or two of the next bizillion bucko ponzi scheme. they could even pass the hat to the pigs seeing if they wanna get in on a guaranteed 20% return investment. the pigs probably would go for it. 20% return and a workman’s comp lifetime disability check from second hand agent orange spray would get the pigs off the crowd control beat awful fast.

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