In Which a 78-Year-Old Senator Comes Off Like the Oldest Guy at the Disco

If our 78-year-old dad ever dropped the line “pocket tweet” on us, we wouldn’t hesitate to commit him to an institution.
[via @daveweigel]
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I’m betting the “ass” twit made more sense than ones he put thought into.
tj/ Think Ron Paul looked like that when he was perstorking Ayn Rand?
@Tommmcatt Be Fat, And That Be That:
Eeww, Ayn Rand, ewwwwwwww.
Re the Stinque tweet: Jon Stewart did a stuffed crust joke on Monday or Tuesday.
@ManchuCandidate: I bet she tasted like cigarettes and regret.
McCain: No Mulligan on Palin Pick; plus, HGH and BCS.
@redmanlaw:
Sarah Palin the Tim Couch/Ryan Leaf of US America politiks.
@ManchuCandidate: After beating his painkiller addiction, Leaf is now battling a brain tumor (9:30 mark).
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