Pretty Bubbles in the Air
Did you know Jon Huntsman has (at least) three daughters? Does knowing it give you inappropriate thoughts? Do the mustaches help?
[via Political Wire]
Breaking: “Trick or Treat, bitchez.” It’s Episode 11 of My Drunk Kitchen, in which our heroine drinks and tries out various holiday candies.
“Michelle Obama would shoot that candy with a gun.”
And the point of this is …?
@blogenfreude: It’s a riff on the Hermanator’s Smokin’ ad from earlier this week. The question is that as Nice Mormon Girls, how would they handle the punchline?
@redmanlaw: That’s some funny shite – Butterfinger was always a favorite of mine, and I never once wondered “what that flavor is” – until now.
Another favorite? Jr. Mints, at least at the movie theater. Although Ju-ju Bs are what we bought when I was little, because we could sit in the balcony, half-chew them then toss them down into the hair of unsuspecting teenagers who would have kicked our a$$es if they had caught us.
@Nabisco: Google up and watch the MDK “Tacos” episode. “They’re like nachos . . . that you hold in her hand.”
@redmanlaw: “Jargueritas”= +1
I’ve done my share of too much tequila, and can honestly say that I wouldn’t want anybody to let me near sharp knives when dranking the Patron, let alone filming me for video posterity.
BURR DEMING • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Thank you for this, nojo. He was a wonderful talent and, by all accounts, a wonderful human…
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Oh, and there’s a Catholic church across the street. Maybe I can do a little dance for them!
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Now that I’m in NYC, plenty of pigeons to poison in his honor.
NOJO • All the Vice President's Men 2025 update: Nothing happened. And here we are!
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Weeping Angel Imagine going from hope to Fascism in less than two decades enabled by greedy ass (millionaire)…
NOJO • Nightmare at the Museum From the last time he threatened to bomb Iran, 2020. Remember that one? All a misty blur now.
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: I have birthright citizenship in Cascadia, so I think I’m good.
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @nojo: Only the sane parts... like the West coast, New England (minus the Bruins and…
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: So, can you guys annex us now?
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! PP is done. 51st state, my ass.