It Seemed Like Such an Easy Way to Make $100 at the Time…

Seriously, who the fuck is dressing Rick Perry? He looks like he makes his suits himself.

This is why 21 year olds can’t have nice things.

@karen marie has her eyes tight shut: Obviously, not teh gheyz.

@SanFranLefty: That’s his wife? The crazy big-hair one wearing a sack?

@karen marie has her eyes tight shut: no doubt. his suit fits like a salvation army special on the homeless. all he needs is a week old beard, some lip spittle, and a broke tooth to perfect the picture.

@SanFranLefty: from the article you posted:
God was already speaking to me but (Rick) didn’t want to hear it,” she (anita perry)said.
“He felt like he needed to see the burning bush. I said, ‘Look, let me tell you something. You may not see that burning bush but there are people seeing that burning bush for you,’”

rick perrys burning bush moment:
rick: honey, who’s that you’re talkin’ to in our bed so late at night?
anita: god
rick: tell him to leave us alone, it’s time to get our freak on
anita: ok
rick: (a few seconds later, under rustling sheets) god damn honey, your bush is on fire. you’re burning up.
anita: told ya. god’s been wearing me out. he said you should run for president and spend all your time on the campaign trail. i’ll be fine right here at home.