Who’s Your Daddy?

Another Republican caught in rentboy.com scandal. Claims he was ’shopped.

Gawker breaks story after other people report it.


The tune it is based on for those who don’t know

My Calvins brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like
It’s longer than yours,
Damn right it’s longer than yours,
I will pay you,
But I then get busted

You know I want it,
The thing that makes me,
What the wingnuts go crazy for.
They lose their minds,
The way I go down,
On the down low

La la-la la la,
I really swear I’m straight.

@blogenfreude: Yoda, you are. Dagobah!

@ManchuCandidate: I love that dumbass song. (I’m not calling your adaptation dumbass — I just like that song, and it’s dumb. And I like it.) Makes me think of this one for some reason.

I want to emphasize that is NOT a picture of Catt. He does NOT wear Calvin saggies or put his hands behind his head like that. So NO. NOT.CATT. and such as.

@ManchuCandidate: I did not know that milk products were so popular up North, eh.

@Benedick: No, not Cat. Clearly that guy works out.

Haha! Not the MSNBC ad wants me to mingle with Christians and their fishes, such as. “We discovered God’s true work in our lives.” YES! God works through pay dating services!

“Delight yourself in the Lord, and He will give you the desires of your heart.”

If I think about God while I masturbate, will Nojo instantly appear?

Hey — how often does this cloud business sync?

Okay. This is bullshit. I am not buying Snow Leopard just so I can buy Lion just so my shit syncs. Pfft.

I’ll just be plugging the ole phone into the ole computer, old skool like.

@JNOV: I think they’ll add (some) syncing to Snow Leopard sooner or later, if they haven’t already. And Snow Leopard’s a reasonable upgrade in itself, especially since Apple tends not to maintain systems a couple versions back.

As it happens, I upgraded the MomBook from Leopard to Snow Leopard a week ago. Or NojoBro did, since he was in town for a football game. I ordered the disk in advance.

(This weekend: Airport Express!)

@nojo: Oy. If I had the cash to shell out, I’d do so now. Waiting to hear about new J-O-B, so I might get double upgrade in the near future, but not ’till Jr.’s tuition is paid.

@All: Jr. is still waffling between liberal arts and computer science, but his school is primarily a liberal arts school. We’re talking about him transferring (in his sophomore year right now). Any suggestions on places to consider (preferably small)?

Oh. Aunt has an Airport wifi dodad, and I don’t think she’s using it…

@nojo: AT$T is standing between me and a 4frigginS for another six weeks, so in the meantime I jailbroke OS 5 and am trying to see how much data I can pull down before they squeal and move me up a coupla weeks.

@JNOV: He could go to New Mexico Tech (as seen on Mythbusters) and get his BSU degree.

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