Drink Yourself to Death in 2012
I can think of no better accompaniment to an election year than this piece of election swag. Now you can boozily be reminded of the class act in charge if our current president kicks it. Then you’ll think, hey drunky, feel better! He’s a lot more qualified than any of the other dudes trying for the job right now. Try not to cry beer tears about the Herman Cain/Frothing Crazy Person ticket that will going to replace both those dude’s. Fuck it; let’s get Bidenebriated.
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@mellbell: Yeah, but if you buy it you’re on their freaking email list again. I have to admit the “Fired Up, Ready to Grill” apron made me smile.
@SanFranLefty: Fuck it, I’m already on the list.
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