That Rock Was Supposed to Say “Godhead”
Mrs. Perry on Mr. Perry: “He is the only true conservative — well, there are some true conservatives. And they’re there for good reasons. And they may feel like God called them too. But I truly feel like we are here for that purpose.” [MSNBC, via Political Wire]
Wrong Number.
God told me to mock those clowns.
God told pat robertson to run for office too. narrated by sam kinison:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sk-mu67k90o
wait til the 2:30 mark.
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Stone-cold psychopath and noted Medicare and Medicaid con artist/governor of Florida (it’s the same job, right?), Rick Scott, vehemently condemned the study of anthropology this week and suggested cutting off college funding for the discipline. (No CSI grads 4 U!)
So–of course–today it’s revealed that his own daughter earned her college degree in anthropology.
It took me a couple of beats to get the “godhead” joke. It’s been a busy day and I’m hungry.
@Dodgerblue: I keep misreading the local newspaper headline:
8 Dead in Salmon Rampage
Then again, I like my version better.
@nojo: Seal Beach, of all places. They probably don’t have any crime there worse than the occasional drunk driver. Aside from the cops rousting Blacks and Latinos, that is.
God just got off the phone with me and He commanded me to eat pork barbeque and baked beans for a week and then take a shit on Perry’s face.
God told me to watch the new Zooey Deschanel show, so I did. He didn’t tell me whether I should like it or not, however.
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