Occupy Elizabeth Warren
The Management would like to thank Molly Erdman and director Brian Shortall for sparing us the trouble of thinking last night, because we had fucked-up shit to do for clients with impossible deadlines.
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I’d like a revenge voucher for a free kick to the balls of Jamie Dimon and the rest of his gang of casino managers.
What you missed while you weren’t watching the debate.
Well, that and an interesting “History Detectives” episode on disputed Harlem land claims from the 1890s.
T/J: Blackberries are down today in the U.S. I may have to do some actual work.
@Dodgerblue: Haha, Disney employees everywhere are horrified that they actually will have to feign interest and involvement in meetings that they attend.
Except for us iPhone types…
@ManchuCandidate: You know who else needs a good ball-kicking? Michelle Bachmann. She totally stole my “666” thing about Herman Cain, and didn’t even give a shout-out. My lawyers are off on retreat planning a strategy.
@Tommmcatt Be Fat, And That Be That: The Mouse has some nasty lawyers.
@Dodgerblue: Oh I was talking about my personal lawyers, Hokum, Bumpkiss, and Tripe. It’s an old firm…
@Dodgerblue: In a totally unplanned move, I left my ‘berry at home in the rush to catch mass transit. Imagine my smug detachment when the CIO alerted us all to the outage this morning.
@Tommmcatt Be Fat, And That Be That: I prefer the old standby Dewey, Cheatham and Howe.
@Dodgerblue: Mine is up and running, probably because people still don’t know that New Mexico is part of US America.
BURR DEMING • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Thank you for this, nojo. He was a wonderful talent and, by all accounts, a wonderful human…
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Oh, and there’s a Catholic church across the street. Maybe I can do a little dance for them!
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Now that I’m in NYC, plenty of pigeons to poison in his honor.
NOJO • All the Vice President's Men 2025 update: Nothing happened. And here we are!
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Weeping Angel Imagine going from hope to Fascism in less than two decades enabled by greedy ass (millionaire)…
NOJO • Nightmare at the Museum From the last time he threatened to bomb Iran, 2020. Remember that one? All a misty blur now.
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: I have birthright citizenship in Cascadia, so I think I’m good.
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @nojo: Only the sane parts... like the West coast, New England (minus the Bruins and…
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: So, can you guys annex us now?
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! PP is done. 51st state, my ass.