And We Shall Fuck Amazon No More Forever
Our guest columnist is a Seattle-based online retailer that has been the subject of our recent violent fantasies.
As you may have heard, California Governor Jerry Brown has signed legislation repealing the law that forced us to terminate our California Associates.
We’re working to relaunch the Amazon.com Associates Program in California as soon as possible. In the next few days, we’ll reach out to all affected past Amazon.com Associates with information how to re-open their accounts.
We look forward to seeing you again soon.
Amazon to Relaunch California Associate Accounts [Mark’s Hangout, via Daring Fireball]
Previously: Greetings, Pawn! [Stinque]
Coffeehouse Chronicles…
Harried Mom to misbehaving five-year-old son: “I need you to work with me.”
@nojo:
Really? I don’t even say that to adults…
Oh the olden days (geez, I can say that without irony anymore…) mom’s eyes would narrow to slits and she’d drag my stubborn ass out of there. “Just wait till your father gets home.”
Today’s Obamolotto Number…
Our records show you were one of the Obama campaign’s earliest supporters in 2008 — but that you aren’t one of the 4,931 people in San Diego who have stepped up for 2012. Now’s your chance to change that.
Make a donation of $15 or more today to support the campaign before the critical September 30th deadline.
Damn. Thought they’d test me at $1.95.
@nojo: Oh, hell — I missed this. Sorry about that spam. Anyway:
Our records show that you aren’t one of the 22,883 people in your state who have stepped up for 2012. Now’s your chance to change that.
Make a donation of $3 or more today to support the campaign before the critical September 30th deadline.
Dude. They narrowed it down to your city?
Fuck Amazon anyway. Their Prime scheme is a joke,the use of Ensenda instead of reliable shippers is irresponsible and their treatment of warehouse workers reprehensible. I stopped buying from them months ago. Never again.
Now we can buy Ann Coulter without irony.
BURR DEMING • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Thank you for this, nojo. He was a wonderful talent and, by all accounts, a wonderful human…
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Oh, and there’s a Catholic church across the street. Maybe I can do a little dance for them!
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Now that I’m in NYC, plenty of pigeons to poison in his honor.
NOJO • All the Vice President's Men 2025 update: Nothing happened. And here we are!
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Weeping Angel Imagine going from hope to Fascism in less than two decades enabled by greedy ass (millionaire)…
NOJO • Nightmare at the Museum From the last time he threatened to bomb Iran, 2020. Remember that one? All a misty blur now.
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: I have birthright citizenship in Cascadia, so I think I’m good.
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @nojo: Only the sane parts... like the West coast, New England (minus the Bruins and…
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: So, can you guys annex us now?
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! PP is done. 51st state, my ass.