And We Shall Fuck Amazon No More Forever

Coffeehouse Chronicles…

Harried Mom to misbehaving five-year-old son: “I need you to work with me.”

@nojo:
Really? I don’t even say that to adults…

Oh the olden days (geez, I can say that without irony anymore…) mom’s eyes would narrow to slits and she’d drag my stubborn ass out of there. “Just wait till your father gets home.”

Today’s Obamolotto Number…

Our records show you were one of the Obama campaign’s earliest supporters in 2008 — but that you aren’t one of the 4,931 people in San Diego who have stepped up for 2012. Now’s your chance to change that.

Make a donation of $15 or more today to support the campaign before the critical September 30th deadline.

Damn. Thought they’d test me at $1.95.

@nojo: Oh, hell — I missed this. Sorry about that spam. Anyway:

Our records show that you aren’t one of the 22,883 people in your state who have stepped up for 2012. Now’s your chance to change that.

Make a donation of $3 or more today to support the campaign before the critical September 30th deadline.

Dude. They narrowed it down to your city?

Fuck Amazon anyway. Their Prime scheme is a joke,the use of Ensenda instead of reliable shippers is irresponsible and their treatment of warehouse workers reprehensible. I stopped buying from them months ago. Never again.

Now we can buy Ann Coulter without irony.