And Now, a Man With a Tape Recorder Up His Opponent’s Nose
Here is how this photo is being pitched:
During the Sept. 7 Republican debate, Ron Paul clashed with fellow Texan Rick Perry once again.
This time, things got physical.
During a commercial break, Perry walked up to Paul’s podium, physically grabbed Paul’s wrist, and pointed at Paul’s face with his other hand.
We’re not sure whether it’s worth Paultards getting upset over. Then again, we’d love to see the fallout from the same shot with Barack Obama on the receiving end.
Ron Paul Debate: Rick Perry Physically Grabs Him, Points at His Face [International Business Times]
If it turned into a brawl, I’d watch. Not really.
Keep your hands off gramps, Killer! He’s just a poor old man who don’t mean no harm!
“No, Ron, we walk that way to get offstage…”
“Don’t call me gay.”
I’ll take 1 billion Ameros.
Ron Paul might be old but I’d put my money on him in a hand-to-hand mano-a-mano encounter with Perry. Gov. Good Hair wouldn’t want to muss the ‘do or pop a button on his suit.
Query to RML who knows all things gun related: You’re obviously quite familiar with the tall tale story of Perry’s that he shot the coyote on a jog. The coyote who miraculously dissolved into thin air, not leaving a carcass. The coyote he shot when not surrounded with his posse of Texas State Troopers.
So here are my question(s), once and for all if you can help answer them: Are there holsters that clip into little synthetic running shorts? Wouldn’t a big ass gun like the one he allegedly used pull his shorts off? What do the people on the shooting blogs think – GoodHair is full of shit? Every Texan I know thinks the story is total bullshit.
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