We’ll Always Have BozoGate

Title: “Troublemaker: Let’s Do What It Takes to Make America Great Again”

Author: Christine O’Donnell

Rank: 5247

Blurb: “From the moment she upset a heavily-favored incumbent in the primary for the special election to fill the Senate seat vacated by Joe Biden, Christine O’Donnell made headlines. Though she didn’t win the general election, O’Donnell did win the designation of 2010’s Most Covered Candidate. And what people were talking about wasn’t just gossip: they responded to a fresh, unencumbered voice that appealed to voter frustration with politics — and politicians — as usual.”

Review: “This purchase left me with a lot of disappoint of expectations fallen short. And I’ll have to admit this is partially my fault for not completely reading the description. The price, $17, seemed a bit on the high side, but I eventually I convinced myself that it was totally worth it to hear Christine O’Donnell cover a Weezer song. Imagine my surprise when the package arrived and not only was it not a Weezer cover, it wasn’t even a song. I would have given this book 1 star, but my cats seem to really like it. It’s not as good as their regular litter, but at least it wasn’t money wasted.”

Customers Also Bought: “The Freedom Agenda: Why a Balanced Budget Amendment is Necessary to Restore Constitutional Government”, by Fucking Asshole Mike Lee

Footnote: Published last Tuesday. Did we mention it’s already rocketed to #5247?

Troublemaker [Fuck Amazon]

“Or How I Stopped Worrying and Learned to Use PAC Money For Living Expenses.”

She’s so cute and has such pretty hair. She would be great as Perry’s running mate.

I saw a clip of the Piers Morgan interview. Hilarious. “You know I want to talk about my book, Pwiers. You are being wude to me. Again, I am being victimized by an islamofascist media that hates me because I love America, the country they want to destroy.”

He should have put on a pair of deely bobbers and asked her if they turned her on – or if she only got a bug buzz when she dressed up like an insect.

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