Colossus Astride Iowa
One candidate was conspicuously absent from Thursday night’s Republican debate. A candidate beloved by the base, feared by opponents, who could really blow this race wide open.
We’re speaking, of course, about Thaddeus McCotter.
[via Political Correction]
His campaign team is the “Sweathogs” right?
He’s got my vote. The fuel button clinched it.
On second thoughts: is he going for the bitch vote? Hints about plastic surgery, plugs? Who? We want names, damn it. I mean, we realize that Michele got sand-blasted, we’re not blind, but who else? Damn. I’m going to have to send him money now so he can stay in the race.
Plus, Fred Karger wasn’t invited even though he totes met all the qualifications apart from being straight. He’s appealing to the FCC. Or the AAA. Or NASCAR or something.
On the bright side, he did not place dead last in the all-important corn kernel vote. (Sorry, Buddy Roemer.)
@Benedick HRH KFC: Gotta be Mitt, right? He’s looks like he’s trying too hard to look like he’s not trying too hard.
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 @JNOV: Does blockquote no longer work?Huh. Guess not.
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Oh shit. “ Cuban state media reported that 32 Cubans were killed in the U.S. attacks in…
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 So…. Does blockquote no longer work? Am I 2026’s only loser? (see blurb)
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Welp Speaking to reporters on Air Force One, President Trump said that “Cuba looks like it is…
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 My mood courtesy of Rhiannon Giddens: https://youtu.be/M7PvWw97Cq0
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 A man who has his family and lackeys deeply embedded in every facet of our government is trying to…
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 THIS IS NOT OKAY! WE’VE RUN THESE WAR GAMES FOR **YEARS**. SPOILER ALERT: A TON OF PEOPLE DIE.…
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! WHAT. THE FUCK?!!?!
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 @ManchuCandidate: Summer definitely disappeared.
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 BTW, has your favorite fundies gone to Ratpure?