Annals of Ick
“A Fullerton man convicted earlier this year for twice ejaculating into a female coworker’s water bottle was ordered Monday to pay the woman more than $27,000 in restitution… The woman drank from the bottles both times, throwing the first one away after detecting an unusual taste.” [LAT, via Dodgerblue]
I see a new reality show.
¡¡¡SQUICK!!!
So that’s what that taste is!
What drives a guy to do this? I put it where it’s supposed to go … and no – none of your business!
@Benedick HRH KFC: Pfft. You’d be head taster at the sperm bank.
Try the oysters. Let me help.
WTF is this Super Congress?
Oh, like superheroes? Oh. Okay. Batshitman it is.
I guess we know the price for spite is 13.5 Grand a shot.
@Dodgerblue: I watched “I Am Comic” over the weekend, a decent documentary about the stand up comic life, and apparently the traveling acts had to share condos that were owned by the comic joints (cheaper than paying hotel rooms). One standup/not-so-standup guy was notorious for always leaving the ice tray filled.
All I am reminded of is pubic hairs on cans of Coke.
@JNOV: The “Super Congress” is one of the nicknames for the joint congressional committee that will spend the fall slicing us to pieces.
That’s not a bug, it’s a feature.
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