Better Living Through Chemicals
Title: “Winners Never Cheat: Even in Difficult Times”
Author: Jon M. Huntsman (Senior)
Rank: 8,009
Blurb: “The man who revolutionized the world by giving it the plastic spoon, fork, knife and Styrofoam take-out food container will once again change how you live your life.” —Glenn Beck
Review: “One of my new found favorite quotes is ‘Values provide us with ethical water wings.'”
Customers Also Bought: “Make Your Own Rules: A Renegade Guide to Unconventional Success”, by Wayne Rogers and Josh Young
Footnote: So Dad’s a self-made billionaire? That’s more interesting to us than Junior being Mitt’s Mormon understudy.
Winners Never Cheat [Fuck Amazon]
Is this book humor?
Why cheat when you can destroy the world one spork at a time?
Winners write the history, so no one’s the wiser.
“One of my new found favorite quotes is ‘Values provide us with ethical water wings.’”
Well, that explains a lot – apparently the “values voters” are too fucking stoopid to just swim on their own…
This supposedly intelligent politician/businessman thought it was a good idea to hitch his wagon to Glenn Beck? He’s a fucking joke.
For a cheap laugh
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