The Best Part of Waking Up is Insecticide in Your Cup

I’m one of those freaks who don’t go near the stuff. I drank too much instant coffee and threw up soon after (I was a poor student and it was 4 am… BTW the stupid is implied)

Caffiene does either too little or too much.

That is the ugliest penis I have ever seen in my life, over in the ad over there. Why does it have a little crew cut?

@ManchuCandidate: There is no good instant coffee, although Star$ has come pretty darn close. I’ll drink the stuff with cold, microbial water when I’m in the field, I needlike coffee so much. I had a good friend describe me as a “caffeinated sloth”.

Yesterday I drank no coffee during the day aside from the two cups I made at home before work. Two cold green teas during the day, and I felt clear headed and productive; in short: fine. Of course, I was also asleep by 9:30…

I was ON TOP of MY FUCKING GAME this morning after TWO TRIPLE CAFE AMERICANOS. Then I crashed and I was incoherent in the afternoon. Mrs RML forgot to drink hers this morning so I drank it in addition to mine and holy shit, what a ride – for an hour or so.

I’ve posted the video here of Canadian army guys getting all tactical while making instant coffee in the field, have I not?