Sarah Palin is Off the Bus

“Though Palin and her staff never announced a timeline for the remaining legs of her trip, aides had drafted preliminary itineraries that would have taken her through the Midwest and Southeast at some point this month. But those travel blueprints are now in limbo, RCP has learned, as Palin and her family have reverted to the friendly confines of summertime Alaska, where the skies are currently alight for over 19 hours a day and the Bristol Bay salmon fishing season is nearing its peak.” [RealClearPolitics]


Jeez, how long before this washed up celeb is doing a nightclub act in Vegas? She’s quickly becoming as relevant as a Winger reunion tour.

@Serolf Divad:

“Winger reunion tour” – nope, that’s not till she and Newt do a bus tour in 2014. ;)

@Serolf Divad: People pay money to see shit like that at Rocklahoma.

Hey – Texas Hippie Coalition were there. I posted one of their videos on FB the other day.

BTW, you all gotta read Matt Taibbi in Rolling Stone on Michelle Bachmann.

@Serolf Divad: a quaint place where she could land is right here about half way up rocky top in sevierville/pigeon forge, tn. you used to be able to visit the lee greenwood theater and hear him sing “proud to be a merkun” over and over and over again until he sang it too many times where he couldn’t cover the bank note anymore. barbara mandrells sister, louise still has a theater. debbie reynolds memorabilia got foreclosed on in some fake showboat on a fake river. her son is still trying to pawn off what the bank didn’t want in some street booth with a yapping little poodle. you can eat burnt steak while wartching horses and bulls run around taking dumps at some indoor fake rodeo. the statler bros still serenade here and the oak ridge boys pack it out like elvis. in other words the palins got a captive audience who would much appreciate her here. problem is for the folks who enjoy the mountains, they have to drive through this shit to get home or at least away. these palin types fly the stars and bars on their fucked up cars, pack fold up lawn chairs to sit in near the sidewalks wartching their ilk parade up and down the streets in their idiot mobiles and turn the once beautiful smokies into a backwards ass teabagging clusterfuck which kills a nature lovers buzz. if the palin bus broke down here, they’d probably never leave.

If she wants press attention, she is going to need to start every day in front of the bus in a wet t-shirt leading everyone in some morning jumping jacks.

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