Dickatis Personae

Dick		Role
	Anthony Weiner	Launched the Battle of the Bulge.
	Andrew Breitbart	After proclaiming to take the high road, showed the Cock Shot to Opie & Anthony.
	“Dan Wolfe”	Discovered the Dick Tweet; disappeared after his own past turned out less than upstanding.

	Fox News	Stalked Delaware teenager to get money shot of cops pulling up to ask questions.
	Republicans	Piling on Weiner while ignoring Ensign and Vitter.
	Democrats	Those still defending Weiner are shocked! that America would care about a Dick Tweet.
	Americans	The French piss on our laughable Puritanism from a considerable height.
	God	Failed to equip humans with parthenogenesis.

nojo
7:00 am • Monday • June 13, 2011
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