Dead Sea Troll
“An eccentric California salvage diver is fishing for proof that al Qaeda overlord Osama bin Laden is really dead… ‘I’m doing it because I am a patriotic American who wants to know the truth. I do it for the world,’ [Bill] Warren told The Post.” [NY Post, via TPM]
Gonna need a bigger brain.
“I do it because I am a racist right-wing ‘tard who just can’t get over what a failure the Bush Admistration was”.
I think this is a great idea – can we convince *more* teabagger idiots to throw their money and/or selves to the bottom of the ocean? Maybe tell them that the whole “water pressure” thing is actually a liberal conspiracy to keep them from exploring the sea floor as GAWD intended? :)
Haven’t the sharks already made a feast out of Usama’s body? Wouldn’t the sea salt take care of the rest? The teabaggers–short on science once again.
@matador1015:
Trolling for shark poo at the bottom of the ocean.
Seems he got his ideas from Clive Cussler.
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