Nominations Are Closed

As worthless as it is, the Post will always bring the headline a-game.

I was just at the gym and was listening to an old episode (’09) of Wait Wait! in which Elizabeth Edwards was asked her opinion of all them cheatin’ political husbands: Ensign, Vitter, and such as.

I almost had a nasty accident on the squat rack.

I have no idea why the post disappeared. But now it’s back.

TJ/You know you wanted to see her, you filthy animals.

Props to my straight homeboys, YO!!!!!

@nojo: You bring posts back from the dead. Is there nothing you can’t do?

@Benedick HRH KFC: Post photos of Fillipino underwear models, apparently.

Fucking sad day for Tumescent Tony to have Trump call *him* a psycho.

@Tommmcatt Be Fat, And That Be That: I’ve been posting photos of sweaty humpy wrestlers. And you know how skittish semi-str8 men can be about the peen. I think we should congratulate noje on letting the closet door crack just a little bit. Filipino underwear models come next.

Homofascists will rule.

I am so getting my chest waxed.

@Benedick HRH KFC: Oh, hell yeah.

@Tommmcatt Be Fat, And That Be That: Thank you.

@Benedick HRH KFC: I stood not 5 feet from Gabby Reese at a fundraiser last Saturday. She literally took my breath away, all 6-2 of her.

@Dodgerblue: ?

@Tommmcatt Be Fat, And That Be That: Ginger Lynn is closer to his age. New Wave Hookers kicked ass in ’86!

@Benedick HRH KFC: Beach volleyball, I thank.

@JNOV knows Sport: Sport with balls.

@Benedick HRH KFC: Smackin’ ’em around.

@Benedick HRH KFC: Google image search suggest some variety of swimsuit-wearing Sport enthusiast with a prominently displayed and admirably flat/muscular belly.

@IanJ: You’re looking at me? Are those pics made public? That is so not what I wanted when I tweeted them to #brad’n’angie.

@Benedick HRH KFC: Gabby Reece is not to be confused with the beach volleyball players that Shrub smacked on the ass at the 2008 Olympics.

@SanFranLefty: I would never do that. I have too much respect for her. But WTF was Weiner doing at that press conf?! I’ve never seen anything so ill-considered and ill-judged. Let’s leave aside the sexting, the press relations should get him fired.

@JNOV knows Sport: Became well-known as a volleyball player, turned to modeling. Big supporter of oceans preservation work. So attractive, it hurts to look at her.

@Dodgerblue: I’m smiling.

@Benedick HRH KFC:
public service announcement:
darling, no waxing…who doesn’t enjoy a little manly fur, excepting the ‘Catt of course. and if you insist, or are becoming a furby, then use the cream! works like a charm. i don’t understand waxing when depilatory cream is easier and painless! i must cream down my missing link regularly, back only. the viagra falls in front gets manscaped.

@baked: As I learned the hard way, the cream burns if you leave it on even a touch too long. Once was enough to put me off it forever.

@mellbell:
so right you are! if you leave it on til the hairs “squiggle” and before the burn, it does work great. though i wouldn’t use it on the bikini hairs!!!

@baked: I had a boyfriend back in the day who kept his shaved into a neat little heart shape. Youth!

@Tommmcatt Be Fat, And That Be That:
youth, indeed. who among us hasn’t shaved our pubes into a festive shape?
please god, not just me and your boyfriend.