Cross Dressage

Sometimes reality and journalistic convention combine to create magic:
Horse herpes outbreak forces rodeo queens to ride stick ponies
This is one of those moments.
[KSL, via Rachel]
Now I have teh sad…
Gracias por el gusano del oido, Nojo-san.
“Wildfire” was a very 70s lude tune, especially considering Michael Murphy’s priors with Willie and the other outlaws in Texas.
Just how did the horsies get Herpes?
You promised me the ponies and you delivered. Thank you.
You have to love Savanna Steed, queen of the fillies. She was obviously born for that role. Where does she go from there, become a jockey?
@Dave H: Porn star.
When you decide to board your horse at the Paris Hilton Ranch, you have to expect this sort of thing…
“It will give you experience for if you happen to have a problem like this later in life,” Steed said with a smile. “You already have the experience of riding a stick horse!”
Truer words have never been said, Ms. Steed. God I envy the life lessons this has taught you!
@homofascist: Shouldn’t you be off at some International Mr. Leather event? Get out there, cowboy–you’ve got assless chaps (hi, Tomm!) to admire!
Totally off-topic: Some time ago my husband told me that Sarah Palin’s eyeglasses are simply for show and do not actually correct her vision. I was skeptical. Can anyone here confirm that he had it right? [Of course, it is pretty clear that her “vision” is uncorrected.]
@lynnlightfoot: I think they’re real and I think the frames cost $400.
Nice turnout for the herp event.
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