Chronicle of Donald Trump’s Campaign Death Foretold
“Contrary to his own personally advanced hype, Donald Trump will not be making any kind of announcement about his presidential plans on the Celebrity Apprentice season finale.” The show was already taped. Last November. [National Journal]
Notorious Terrorist Obi-Wan Kenobi Killed in Firefight
Are We Done With This Yet? No. No, We Are Not.
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In related far-right GOP presidential timber news:
Boss HoggBarbour to residents facing massive flooding: DROP DEAD
Of course, this is COMPLETELY UNRELATED to the decidedly dusky demographics of the regions likely to be hit…
@al2o3cr:
He’s not running. Presumably because of that whole southern fried aspect, his role as whore for big bidniz and his racist faux pas.
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