Then there’s the Bin Laden cocktail – two shots and a splash.
Where are the photos?
The official says the challenge is that the picture that includes the most recognizable image of OBLs face – from the hangar in Afghanistan – is so gruesome and mangled its not appropriate for say the front page of the newspaper. On the other hand, this is the one that is most identifiable as him.
Or, more precisely: “The picture is gruesome because he has a massive open head wound across both eyes. It’s very bloody and gory.”
I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that every night editor and news producer in the country would prefer to make the call themselves.
@nojo:
Release it to Rotten.com.
@TJ/ Jamie Sommers /TJ: Based on the description, I’m debating how much of it to display if it’s released. I’m figuring the feet, with a link to the gory glory.
@nojo: This from the Stinque editor who published this above the jump. After that, Zombie-bin-Laden can’t be as grotesque.
@SanFranLefty: If Zombie Osama is wearing ducky PJs, I’m bannering it above the logo.
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