Donald Trump Works Blue

On Iraq:

We build a school, we build a road, they blow up the school, we build another school, we build another road they blow them up, we build again, in the meantime we can’t get a fucking school in Brooklyn.

On oil:

We have nobody in Washington that sits back and says, you’re not going to raise that fucking price.

On Chinese imports:

Listen you motherfuckers, we’re going to tax you 25 percent.

If he keeps this shit up, we may have no fucking choice but to fucking endorse him.

Donald Trump delivers several F-bombs during his speech in Las Vegas [KTNV]

On a related note, after seeing this week’s South Park I really wish one of Rep. Ryan’s 54-year-old constituents would stand up in a town-hall and say, “Rep. Ryan, will your new Medicare replacement cover lipstick? ‘Cause I like to look pretty before I GET FUCKED!” ;)

@al2o3cr: I’m still nerd-angry over Trey & Matt making up a Toshiba tablet that’s “half the price” of an iPad. Good luck finding any tablet that costs less.

@al2o3cr: OMG, we watched it Wednesday night (and again last night) and were unable to make a comprehensive list of all of Cartman’s lines on getting fucked because we were laughing so fucking hard.

“So in conclusion, fuck fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck, motherfuckers!”

~Donald W Trump, Noted Presidential Candidate

Bammerz’ only Hope(R) now is to hit the gym hard, grow out the hair and go full Camacho.

@¡Andrew!: joe pesci should debate trump and reply to him with his famous line: fuck you, you fucking fuck.


Oh, there *are* tablets for less – just like one can find a used car to fit *any* price target, sort of. For instance, there’s the Maylong M-150, which Arstechnica describes as “the worst gadget EVER”.

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