Within You Without You
Caption for this photo: “Roisin McCourt was left speechless after she pulled a tea towel from her tumble dryer to find a brown stain in the shape of Jesus’ face splattered on it.”
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Also mentioned in this story: “Another resident from Coventry, Alex Cotton, last year claimed to see Jesus’ face on her drainpipe.”
Face of Jesus appears on tea towel [Metro UK]
I’ll see your Jesus towel and raise you a Kate Middleton jellybean.
I’d be left speechless too if my laundry came out of the dryer looking like that.
Soak in OxyBrite, people, OxyBrite. Your Jesus stains will come right out.
I do love the drainpipe, though. I’ve always liked drainpipes.
Is it just me, or does that look a lot like the Santorum “frothy discharge” logo?
Naw, it’s definitely Ted Nugent. :)
Tea towel available from the Shroud Of Turin Collection at KMart.
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