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Wow, Fox finally reports something accurately.

I have been a Republican and ordained minister. And full-time homo. None of these lifestyle choices have brought me happiness.

Therefore I have decided that for the sake of my health I will retreat from internet news. The only other option is to go insane.

@Benedick is not as stupid as he looks.: I have to register my skepticism. You were a Republican and an ordained minister, ordained by what ecclesiastical body, pray tell.

Don’t run out on us now. We need you.

Wow, just when I thought the GOP were the most reprehensible scum ever to go into politics, Berlusconi decides to remind us that he and his buddies are in it to win it:

Berlusconi supporters push to shorten statute of limitations

As a bonus, the ridiculously obvious maneuver would let the fucks responsible for the whole Parmalat ponzi-scheme-clusterfuck a while back…

Ég myndi ná því! Heh heh. Mwah!

Oh hai!

The mouse is making me work for my paycheck lately, so I’ll need a quick recap of all the funny posts and any good outrage. If you could have it on this thread by 10:00am pst tomorrow 4/13 that would be great. Also, I’ll need someone to throw shade on Benedick while I finish up this packaging. See if Homfacist is available, will you, he does good work and comes cheap.

That’s all for today, contact me with questions or leave a message with Dodger. Thanks for all your hard work today!

@Tommmcatt is with Karin Marie on This One: I’m in Bristol, RI today for an oil spill conference, attendance at which may be reduced by the big motherfucker of a thunderstorm we’re having. I’ll have to collect The Best Of Stinque tonight and airdrop it over Burbank on my flight home tomorrow.

@Tommmcatt is with Karin Marie on This One: Could not comply with your strictures, but realized that I have not heretofore told you of my admiration of you for your wit and kindness. So now I’ve said it!

@Benedick is not as stupid as he looks.: My shrink told me last week I need to stop following the news.

@Dodgerblue: You’re in Bristol? That’s a big accomplishment, just ask Levi. So when do you get your reality show? /too easy to not go there.

@SanFranLefty: Yep. Two night’s worth.

@Dodgerblue: Oh! If I had known, I would have made you tell me where you were having lunch so you could buy me a drink!

@karen marie has her eyes tight shut: You’re in RI? I didn’t know.

@Dodgerblue: Or somewhere in Mass, I think?