Trump Birth Certificate Proves Phony as Trump Candidacy

Donald Trump to Newsmax:

“It took me one hour to get my birth certificate. It’s inconceivable that, after four years of questioning, the president still hasn’t produced his birth certificate. I’m just asking President Obama to show the public his birth certificate. Why’s he making an issue out of this?”

The Smoking Gun:

Except the document is not an official New York City birth certificate, but rather a document generated by Jamaica Hospital, where Trump’s mother Mary reportedly gave birth in June 1946. Official birth certificates are issued (and maintained) by the New York City Department of Health and Mental Hygiene’s Office of Vital Records.

[via Political Wire]

I’d say his “hair” is more… um… real.

C’mon Don! Where’s your official City of New York, Borough of Queens Birth Certificate? And how do you explain your parents’ German heritage? Do they have rich people’s madrassas for your type? Or are those military academies really run by terrorists?

He might be legal, but that wig isn’t.

Oh, so, like, was there a speech or something today?

@matador1015: Umm, hey, nice to meet you, will you answer my questions?

sanfranlefty [at] stinque [dot] com


@Nabisco: Somehow this makes me think of Jamaica Jerk Off (Pioneers version).

@JNOV: You wouldn’t know it from the politicos in my Twitter feed. Although “Maru sleeps in the paper bag.” So there’s that.

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