The Last Refuge of Scoundrels
“Tea Party favorite Christine O’Donnell says she’s been invited to be a contestant on TV’s ‘Dancing with the Stars.’ But the losing Senate candidate from Delaware isn’t sure she should accept, saying she has two left feet and a book about politics to complete.” [AP, via Political Wire]
Plus, you KNOW where dancing leads… ;)
It’s the Love Boat for Contards.
I will give anyone a dollar if they dress up like a glossy beaver and wave to her from the DWTS studio audience.
@FlyingChainSaw: What, no love for the ladybugs?
@SanFranLefty: Will you show up as a ladybug? Seriously, I will buy you a beer, too.
@FlyingChainSaw: Throw in a spliff and I am there with buck teeth on.
@Tommmcatt is with Karin Marie on This One: You’re on. Never been near that stuff, though I could subsidize its acquisition. Or two, if you throw yourself onto the floor at some opportune moment and beckon ODonnell to join you in an interpretive dance tribute to glossy beaver.
BURR DEMING • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Thank you for this, nojo. He was a wonderful talent and, by all accounts, a wonderful human…
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NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Now that I’m in NYC, plenty of pigeons to poison in his honor.
NOJO • All the Vice President's Men 2025 update: Nothing happened. And here we are!
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Weeping Angel Imagine going from hope to Fascism in less than two decades enabled by greedy ass (millionaire)…
NOJO • Nightmare at the Museum From the last time he threatened to bomb Iran, 2020. Remember that one? All a misty blur now.
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: I have birthright citizenship in Cascadia, so I think I’m good.
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @nojo: Only the sane parts... like the West coast, New England (minus the Bruins and…
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: So, can you guys annex us now?
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