It’s Just a Publicity Stunt for the New MSNBC Series “Lox Up”

Oy.

Probably cinnamon raisin or blueberry. Those are terrorist bagels.

@Dodgerblue: Of course, poppy seed are drug dealer bagels.

@ManchuCandidate: Damn you, you beat me to it!

@SanFranLefty: “Oy” is low-hanging fruit on this one, Lefty. No offense meant, Manchu, but it is.

Sounds like an ’80s new-wave band: “Suspicious Bagel” :)

@Tommmcatt is with Karin Marie on This One:
I, for one, have never been afraid to go after low hanging fruit. ;-)

@ManchuCandidate: My entire commentariat career is based on it, actually.

When I read the headline, I swear the first thing that ran through my head was the phrase: “So is that a bagel in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”

Low-hanging fruit is too ripe for the pickings. You want the young ones, the ones where the bloom is barely on the rose. They can be trained.

I had some pretty questionable meat loaf at a Zuni Pueblo NM diner last night. *urp*belllllcccchhhh*

Just back from doing the Buffalo Dances today at the ancestral homeland. Thus ends my holiday season.

@Dodgerblue: Great. Now I’m hungry and the bagel shop is closed.

Fucking twits. Don’t these assholes get it? To take out a 747 all you need is a navel orange injected full of nitroglycerin. Peel it carefully, jump into the aisle and hurl it in the name of allah at the cabin door and you take out the entire front of the plane. TSA had its shit together they’d be on the look out for fruit and bayonet to death anyone carrying it.

I sympathize with the guy. I know what it feels like to be punished for the incompetence of others.

DEVELOPING FEH: Jonny Weir comes out of closet in new tell-all book. With revelations like that, the rest of the book should be… should be…

No. Can’t even bring myself to finish that sentence with anything but a primal scream.

@redmanlaw: Just for you, RML:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tn4VYghL2Eg

That video won Best Video at SketchFest Seattle (a sketch comedy festival) a few years ago.

@FlyingChainSaw:

Do you think they’ll go with the pistol, the sixteen-ton weight or the tiger? ;)