And Yet, Somehow, We Still Can’t Feign Interest in Allen West

Wow. I wish they would have pressed for how exactly Mr. West expects to “win” in places like Afghanistan if he’s opposed to “nation-building” – would have been a great moment for him to come clean that he’d like nothing more than to kill all the infidelsMuslims.

BTW, a challenger appears. I’m not sure why we didn’t hear from her earlier, but she’s apparently going to make up for lost time in teh crazee: first she thinks they asked her what her favorite *bar* was (instead of book – wonder what she was thinking about), then she wins the GOP-dick-measuring contest by owning the most GUNZ.

And, for bonus points, anybody who *hadn’t* figured out what a bunch of rich conservatives who wouldn’t be caught dead actually hunting would DO with guns got this from one candidate:

Saul Anuzis said he feels “very inadequate” owning just four.

Meanwhile, “Lynn” Graham says he would like to have permanent air bases in Asspakistan. Oh wait, he’s a Senator, so he doesn’t have to worry about being taken seriously.

There is an infiltration of the Sharia practice into all of our operating systems in our country as well as across Western civilization.

Well, Windows, obvs, but Linux, too?

There is an infiltration of the Sharia practice into all of our operating systems in our country as well as across Western civilization.

Falafels?

@ManchuCandidate: Arabic numerals. Or maybe he failed al-gebra in school.

@Mistress Cynica: Another reason I’m glad I have a Mac.

Well, it’d be too much to expect from West to have an intelligent thought. Do you see anything on his CV saying that he studied at Tree?

Kickoff less than an hour away, kids!

@chicago bureau: I’ll be home for the second half. Carry on.