Assange’s Dating Profile: “I have asian teengirl stalkers.”
First off, who doesn’t have Asian teengirl stalkers these days? If Hasselhoff can also pull it off, I’m not impressed.
Julian Assange, or “HarryHarrison,” has been exposed as an Okcupid member, with a playful little dating profile and a creepy head shot photo. Why resort to Sex by Suprise when you can arrange a rendezvous with him through the internet? I realize that, in the future, said rendezvous may have to happen in a conjugal visit trailer, but we starfuckers will take what we can get. According to Assange, “I am DANGER, ACHTUNG.”
Assange is, however, only looking for certain types of lady friends:
I like women from countries that have sustained political turmoil. Western culture seems to forge women that are valueless and inane. OK. Not only women!
Luckily, the past ten years in America count as sustained political turmoil. Have at him, Ladies!
HarryHarrison [OkCupid]
Assange’s Dating Profile Leaked, Wikileaks Gets Company [Gothamist]
Sigh. What is it with you white boys and yellow fever? Hands off our women!!!
/sarcasm/
@ManchuCandidate: That is a damn good question. Never understood it myself. And I get some of that (misplaced) yellow fever from time to time.
Occasionally, some guy will ask me if I’m Filipino with a creepy smile on his face. It’s usually some old veteran who, when I tell him no, feels compelled to wax nostalgic anyway about his time stationed in the Philippines. Just thinking about what he might really be thinking about skeeves me the fuck out.
@ManchuCandidate: Tommy and I are doing our part by being with Asian men.
Paging Scott Ritter. Scott. Ritter. White courtesy phone, please.
(PS: do they still have courtesy phones?)
@chicago bureau: They do, but they don’t page you.
Is this for real? Because not only is he skeevy, but he also can’t write for shite.
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