Assange’s Dating Profile: “I have asian teengirl stalkers.”
Julian Assange, or “HarryHarrison,” has been exposed as an Okcupid member, with a playful little dating profile and a creepy head shot photo. Why resort to Sex by Suprise when you can arrange a rendezvous with him through the internet? I realize that, in the future, said rendezvous may have to happen in a conjugal visit trailer, but we starfuckers will take what we can get. According to Assange, “I am DANGER, ACHTUNG.”
Assange is, however, only looking for certain types of lady friends:
I like women from countries that have sustained political turmoil. Western culture seems to forge women that are valueless and inane. OK. Not only women!
Luckily, the past ten years in America count as sustained political turmoil. Have at him, Ladies!