James Inhofe: Damn Straight I’m a Grinch
Last we heard from the Asshole from Oklahoma, he was refusing to participate in a Tulsa holiday parade because the town had forsaken Jesus. This morning, he reiterated his opposition to secular Festivus celebrations:
INHOFE: Gretchen, I rode my horse in that parade for 30 years and I never missed one until they changed the name. When he said that was a silly reason, I don’t think that was a silly reason at all… But, you know, this is a bigger picture… You know, I would expect it some other places, but not here in Oklahoma…
CARLSON: So, what you’re saying is, that it’s not like you’re not tolerant of other religions… What you’re saying is — what a lot of people are saying in our society right now — which is if we’re supposed to be tolerate of all these other religions, which pretty much everyone accepts, why does it always seem like Christianity is the one to take the boot?
INHOFE: They’re the ones to get the hit… I think there are a lot people of other faiths who wonder also, why do they always pick on the Christians?
Well, let’s see…
Out of 228 million American adults in 2008, 173 million are Christian. Only 9 million worship a False God, while 34 million are Heathens. (Another 11 million say Fuck You when asked.)
So, stands to reason: If you’re gonna throw a rock, choose the fattest target possible.