Dinner Parties We Missed

“I was at a dinner last night where everyone in the room had to name a few policies that they thought would increase economic growth in the coming decades.”
—Ezra Klein, age 26, Washington Post

“I’m sorry, is the riotous orgy next door?”
“Pardon me! I’m usually able to hold it until I reach the curb.”
“Your mother’s in here. Would you like to leave a message? I’ll see that she gets it.”

“I’ve got a better idea. Let’s all take turns playing TSA Agent.”
“Helen Mirren, Sigourney Weaver, Christina Hendricks. Oh, economic growth!”
“Could somebody stick their thumb up my ass? I think my soul collapsed.”
“Wow, that’s the best bloated goose liver produced by force-feeding pounds of grain and fat multiple times daily I’ve ever had!”
“Hey, does anybody mind if I light a fart?”
“Tonight, when I get home, and look in a mirror, I pray to God that something stops me from shredding my face.”
“I was told there’d be punch and pie.”

The filibuster and the deficit [WaPo]

nojo
7:00 am • Saturday • November 20, 2010
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Serolf Divad

9:37 am • Saturday • November 20, 2010

Amateurs: I was at a dinner party the other day where we all had to identify 10 non-defense, discretionary budget cuts… through charades. Winner gets a copy of the new Max Weber biography.

ManchuCandidate

10:12 am • Saturday • November 20, 2010

I think I’d rather be face down in a pool of someone else’s vomit.

Dinner Parties We Missed

The filibuster and the deficit [WaPo]

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