That’ll Rock Your Peninsula

Rev. Mark D. Boykin of the Church of All Nations in Boca Raton: “We are asking that before he takes the oath of office, Gov.-elect Scott gets rid of his stocks from [Playboy Mexico-affiliated] QuePasa Corporation. The governor of the state of Florida should not be benefiting or have an interest in pornography. It goes against our family values.” [Miami Herald, via Raw Story]


Makes perfect sense – I can’t recall the verse, but there’s definitely something in the Bible about how politicians can profit from their holdings in oil companies and death merchants defense contractors, but Gawd forbid TITTIES get involved!

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